Dear Sirs,
It has come to our attention that there is a problem brewing in the sub basement level of our esteemed building. I have on my desk numerous requests, memos, threats, pleas from Miss Z'bea, requesting a bathroom on her level.
As we all know this would be impossible. Unfortunately, there is a serious problem with ignoring the woman.
She is the great grand niece of Sir Corkey and we all should be aware that Sir Corkey has donated heavily to this establishment, over the centuries.
Simply said, there is NO ONE that would be willing to work for nothing, sorting Sir Corkey's travel journals and paraphernalia. That is why he felt she would be perfect for the job.
A job, I admit that she has done an excellent piece of work. I've seen some of the "things" in storage that Sir Corkey has sent back to be catalogued. I wouldn't touch it with a ten foot pole.
My advise, to you, is to stay clear of the building. If you do need to visit, please do not engage in any conversation with the woman. Her memos have escalated and I do not know what she might do to rectify this bathroom situation.
Sincerely,
Z'bodeford
Director of the Zettiland Historical Society
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