To Whom It May Concern:
As Keeper of the Records for Sir Zetti Corkey, I am responsible for making some sense of the mass of bits and pieces of papers, specimens, brick-a-brac, disgusting odd things and boxes, lots and lots of boxes and crates of things that Z'Corkey has accumulated over the centuries of time travel.
Frankly, it amazes me that anyone feels it necessary to put this mess in some kind of order but as a volunteer to the ZETTI HOMELAND HISTORICAL SOCIETY, this is apparently, where they feel my talents will be of the best use. My unpaid talents, I might add.
I have no idea where Sir Z'Corkey is these days. I will hear nothing from him for years, decades and then suddenly packages will begin arriving with strange stamps, packages with air holes, packages that wiggle and smell.
As much as I would love to give you an update on what I have accomplished so far I will not be able to do so. My efforts, at this moment are centered on securing a ladies room facility for the sub-basement level #3. As it is, I am required to travel up to Level #1, which is time consuming and frankly full of perils that I don't have the energy to even begin to tell you about.
Faithfully submitted,
by Z'bea, Volunteer and UNPAID keeper of Sir Zetti Corkey's Life and Times, In this time period and before and future and This World and well it's just to exhausting to go on and on.
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